Av Technician T-Shirts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Turn down the bass."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

Audiovisual law

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."