Av Technician Pillows

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Turn down the bass."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Igloo with Heat Pump

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

Speaker Farmer.