Electric Vehicle Technician Pillows

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Dummies Books.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Electric car

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"