Electric Vehicles Pillows

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

Electric Car Hypocrisy

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Man driving very small car

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Charging Point

Electric car powered by cumbersome battery

The Electric Car

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'So how does it work then?'

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Battery powered car

Range Anxiety

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Martha, we're going to have to get rid of the car."

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Hey mister! Maybe if you put cards in your tires people could hear you coming!"

Telsa Sales

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Your own parking space used to be a status symbol. Now it's an insult if it doesn't include a charging station."

"Electric vehicles are only half the equation. You need to be sure the power is sustainably sourced as well."

"This truck never needs recharging."