Electric Vehicle Engineer Pillows

Introducing The Bolt!

"This truck never needs recharging."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Battery Lighthouse

Solar Panel

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Electric car

Bio Fuels.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's the biofuel generation.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'