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'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Freedom of the Press

'How fast can you hype?'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

The Truth

Best Political System Ever

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'll check your circulation."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will totally freak out....'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

Man considers blogging.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Eye clinic