Audiovisual Specialist Gifts

Got anything in high definition?

If nobody had invented graphics

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'How fast can you hype?'

Freedom of the Press

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Tim's marketing solutions

Best Political System Ever

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

The Truth

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'It has everything... I love it!'

London Olympics.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will totally freak out....'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"I'll check your circulation."

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

Man considers blogging.

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."