Audiovisual Specialist Prints

Got anything in high definition?

If nobody had invented graphics

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'How fast can you hype?'

Freedom of the Press

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

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The Truth

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'It has everything... I love it!'

London Olympics.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will totally freak out....'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"I'll check your circulation."

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."