Vision Specialist Prints

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Guide dog assists owner at urinal

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Fly Eye Chart

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

First experiment with guide-horse failed.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Pirate eye test

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

OMG.