Eye Specialists Prints

You should have come in sooner.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

OMG.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Musical Eye Test

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'