Eye Doctors Prints

"Over here."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Cover your left eye, and read from the chart.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"I'll have to run some tests on your irritated eyes, but just how much time do you spend staring at electronic devices?"

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

Cost of medicine

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Got one in English?'

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."