Vision Specialist Gifts

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Okay, how about now? Better or worse? Now...better? Better yet?'

Guide dog assists owner at urinal

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Fly Eye Chart

Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

First experiment with guide-horse failed.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Lost. Readi

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"