Vision Therapist Gifts

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

The seeing-eye cat.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

Love is Blind.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Pirate eye test

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Out of control

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'It's Blurred.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The latest in Eyewear.

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Musical Eye Test

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."