Vision Rehabilitation Therapist Gifts

'How did you train him so well?'

Taunting a Guide Dog

Guide Dog

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'zzz sleep.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

George Washington's Birthday

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

The seeing-eye cat.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.