Vision Therapist Mugs

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

The seeing-eye cat.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Hospital Departments

Out of control

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."