Vision Care Specialist Mugs

Cowboy reading letters at opticians spell YEEHAAA!

Eye clinic

'No they can't help you see through walls'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Pirate eye test

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

OMG.

"How many letters can you read?"