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Eye clinic

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'No they can't help you see through walls'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Hospital Departments

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

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