Vision Impairment Specialist Pillows

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

'How did you train him so well?'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Service plan 24-7

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

The seeing-eye cat.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Eye clinic

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Fly Eye Chart

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'