'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'
Vision Impairment Specialist Mugs
Discover mugs that bring a smile to a vision impairment specialist’s face, with witty sayings and clever designs that highlight their important work in a fun and personal way.
Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.
Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.
A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.
Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail
Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.
'How did you train him so well?'
"Double vision! Are you sure?"
'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'
National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…
"Your problem isn't the prescription."
"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."
"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
"Feels like an elephant trunk...."
'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'
"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"
' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'
"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."
Service plan 24-7
The seeing-eye cat.
A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.
Dr. BR Smith Optician.
'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'
Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...
'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'
'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
The Seeing-Eye Squirrel
Eye clinic
"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."
Cyclops reading an eye chart
"Left a bit...right a bit..."
"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"
"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."
"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."
Vision Impairment Specialist Mugs Collection
Vision Impairment Specialist Pillows
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Vision Impairment Specialist Prints
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Vision Impairment Specialist T-Shirts
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