Vision Impairment Support Mugs

A blind guy's dog has died and he is dragging it around - 'We don't have the heart to tell him...'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

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'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Blind Kangaroo

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

Health Care

In the days before the introduction of seeing-eye dogs...

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"