Visual Impairment Specialist Mugs

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Escaping Guide Dog

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'How did you train him so well?'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

The seeing-eye cat.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Service plan 24-7

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Eye clinic

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm trained to sniff out trouble, if you know what I mean.'

Fly Eye Chart

Got anything in high definition?

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'