Vision Impaired Mugs

"Actually it was very foggy when I left home this morning"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Blind Kangaroo

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'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

In the days before the introduction of seeing-eye dogs...

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

Short sighted huntsman

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

Conference for Visually Impaired

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail

Escaping Guide Dog

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

Blind man with a partially sighted guide dog.