Vision Care Pillows

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

Eyeglasses vending machine.

"According to this test, your hindsight is 20-20."

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Sign in Optometrist's window 'If you can't read this sign you've come to the right place'

Lots of sports officials waiting in the eye doctor's waiting room.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

'Mr Jenkins, time for a slight change in your carrot diet!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

Football Eyetests

'Fine, I'll take them.'

Contact Sport Lens.

'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Opticians.

'You really do need new glasses'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

'This one is for Lawyers.'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Monster in optician.

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

A classic example of being in reading glasses denial.

'No they can't help you see through walls'

George Washington's Birthday