Vision Care Pillows

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

Eyeglasses vending machine.

"According to this test, your hindsight is 20-20."

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Sign in Optometrist's window 'If you can't read this sign you've come to the right place'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

George Washington's Birthday

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

Football Eyetests

Contact Sport Lens.

'Fine, I'll take them.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

Opticians.

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'You really do need new glasses'

'Better,much better...but do you think I could have some different frames?'

Monster in optician.

'Mr Jenkins, time for a slight change in your carrot diet!'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

A classic example of being in reading glasses denial.

'This one is for Lawyers.'

'No they can't help you see through walls'