Vision Care Enthusiast Gifts

George Washington's Birthday

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

"I AM AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST."

'Read the top line out loud. I need to check my lottery numbers.'

Opticians.

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."