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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Musical Eye Test

Dog being carried off by ducks.

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

George Washington's Birthday

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

A footballer is having an eye test.

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.