X-ray Vision Fan Gifts

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"The overthinker"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

You're my Venus

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Caliologist

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"