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'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"The overthinker"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The Da Vinci Cod

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Science Fair Judgements

You're my Venus

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Caliologist

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Newton Discovers Gravity

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.