High-energy Physics Fan T-Shirts

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Entropy.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Science And Society 1923

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Jules Henri Poincare

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."