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Quantum Physics. What combines with antimatter to create a violent reaction? Uncle Matter!

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

The Da Vinci Cod

"I don't do windows."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Running

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Science And Society 1923

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"