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'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Bottle Distillery

Schrödinger and his cat

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Control and Out of Control Group

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Wine: New and Old.

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

Sleep Disorder Research.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."