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After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrödinger and his cat

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Control and Out of Control Group

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Nostalgiaville

Jacques Loussier.

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

R.J. Dolan's funniest answering machine messages next to his grave.

'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.