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"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Age-salary ratio

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Happy Xmas

The invisible man makes a pancake

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Street Musician

"You're so vein."

'Hot enough for ya?'

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'