Invisibility Fan T-Shirts

Socially Responsible Invisible Man.

Invisible man with his seeing eye dog.

The Blind Invisible Man.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"The overthinker"

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Trump Mask

Cat and Broom

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Camouflage Paint.

Self-realization.

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"You're so vein."

Undercover Agent

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Mirror Image

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."