Invisibility Fan Gifts

Socially Responsible Invisible Man.

Invisible man with his seeing eye dog.

The Blind Invisible Man.

The invisible man finally decides to go to the doctor's.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

A Cool Invisible Cow.

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"The overthinker"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Trump Mask

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Cat and Broom

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Camouflage Paint.

Self-realization.

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Keep students on their toes...