Introspection Fan Gifts

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Self-realization.

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

A man sighs, whilst his pet bird chirps.

'What would a guru with more wisdom and intelligence than me tell this guy?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Mort dear I've written a living will. I've decided I won't be kept alive. Really. I just realized I can't be lying there vulnerable. I'm impressed. How introspective. Yeah, I'd be totally unable to make fun of Rudy. Pardon? These taunts are to be used after my death. Rudy, the iPads up here are amazing.

You haven't said a word in 30 minutes, Al. What do you expect me to say after a half hour of silence? "Thank you"?

"The overthinker"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Reminder: You're sad

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.