Digital Introspection Fan Gifts

"The overthinker"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

God creates humans.

Self-realization.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”