Digital Introspection Fan Prints

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"The overthinker"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Workplace Confidentiality.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

God creates humans.

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

Self-realization.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Mmm...interactive."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

Mort dear I've written a living will. I've decided I won't be kept alive. Really. I just realized I can't be lying there vulnerable. I'm impressed. How introspective. Yeah, I'd be totally unable to make fun of Rudy. Pardon? These taunts are to be used after my death. Rudy, the iPads up here are amazing.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."