Digital Dilemma Fan Gifts

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

The Eternal Question

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

God creates humans.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Technology hates me.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Road Guilt

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Jesus forgets to save.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

Tweeted

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."