Digital Solutions Fan Gifts

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

God creates humans.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

Selfie Extension Stik

We know your e-mail address!

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

Tweeted

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'