Digital Dilemma Fan T-Shirts

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

The Eternal Question

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

God creates humans.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Road Guilt

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'