Digital Reading Fan Gifts

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"And this is the electronic version."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Tweeted

YOL9.

Efficiency Expert Greeting

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.