Palm Reading Fan Gifts

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Fortune Teller

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Tree house.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Addiction to mobile.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Your Palm

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Palm Reader...

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'