Palm Reading Fan Gifts

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Fortune Teller

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Tree house.

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Addiction to mobile.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"I think our way is more elegant!"