Reading Technology Fan Gifts

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Time Machine Collision

Dating an English Major

The Da Vinci Cod

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Eugene Ionesco

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

God's Double Whammy.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Rembrandt's Selfies

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.