Digital Reader Fan Gifts

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Quite literary.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Returning to reading

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

TikTok

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Click on 'new book smell'."

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!