Literature Vs Technology Fan Gifts

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Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

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Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Jonathan Swift.

Rabbits picknick

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

The Emperor of Irony

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.