Literature Vs Technology Fan Pillows

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Eugene Ionesco

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Jonathan Swift.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Rabbits picknick

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

The Emperor of Irony

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.