Nature And Technology Fan Pillows

They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Time Machine Collision

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Space Pioneer

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.