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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Space Pioneer

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"It appears you have a virus."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'