Nature Vs Tech Fan T-Shirts

"Dude, how many times have I told you that our radar is far more reliable than the GPS on your phone?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

"It appears you have a virus."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Every day they get bolder.'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."