Nature Vs Tech Fan Pillows

"Dude, how many times have I told you that our radar is far more reliable than the GPS on your phone?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Time Machine Collision

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"It appears you have a virus."

Mamoose...

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'